Monday, October 27, 2014

A New Panzerism

Panzer on Toys:

You bring home bright red rubber balls and sticks with green feathers that almost glow in the dark.

But cats are red-green color blind, remember.

So obviously you're buying those garish trinkets for yourself. It's you who likes the bright colors, not me.

Cat toys? Give me a break.
Now stop calling those ridiculous objects ...

cat toys.

They are Mom toys.

Got it?


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