A New Panzerism

Panzer on the need for cat cleanliness:

Do you know why I'm licking my fur?

It's to make me shine like a lighthouse on the moon.

Really.

Look closer. See there. That's your reflection glittering on my shiny fur.

No? Don't see it?

A little closer maybe?

Really. This proves it.

Still no?
A little closer ... closer ...

Gotcha!

That's how cats hunt.
We use our brains, not our paws.
See, on a good night I can catch my prey while laying in a single warm spot.