Monday, May 11, 2015

A New Panzerism

Panzer on the need for cat cleanliness:

Do you know why I'm licking my fur?

It's to make me shine like a lighthouse on the moon.


Look closer. See there. That's your reflection glittering on my shiny fur.

No? Don't see it?

A little closer maybe?
Really. This proves it.
Still no?
A little closer ... closer ...


That's how cats hunt.
We use our brains, not our paws.
See, on a good night I can catch my prey while laying in a single warm spot.

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