A New Panzerism

Panzer on cause and effect:

Calm down, Mom.

You know you can't force a cat to do what you want by yelling and causing a commotion.

But ...

just as a little reminder ...

Okay, how about a pinch of catnip?

cats can be influenced to do what you ask for politely.

And ...

for a small plastic bag of catnip as an incentive, I might be convinced to give you the name of the individual who left the kitty do-do in your shoe the last time you yelled at him.