If I was the President of the red, white and blue, the first thing I would do is declare climate change a hoax.
So ... This spaceship you call Earth is heating up big time.
So ... What's the problem with that?
Me and my cat friends ...
|What ice cap? I don't need a cap.|
You say, "Climate change is bad."
We say, "No! No! No!"
It's just like having a cat in control of the thermostat.