Monday, October 1, 2018

A New Panzerism

Panzer on hunting prowess:

What's His Name is whining to Mom again.

I was hunting for big, fat birds in the living room ...

When ...

I saw a big, fat, wild blanket on the couch.

I pounced ...

All that screaming hurt my ears.
And ...

Now...

That big, fat blanket is shredded into tatters.

How was I supposed to know What's His Name was sleeping under it?





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