It's Spring time. When a boy kitty's thoughts turn to girl kitties.
There I was last night, sitting on the back fence ...
Singing that I was looking for love.
Then I saw her ... an answer to my kitty serenade.
The most beautiful girl kitty ...
Long, shiny, gorgeous, calico fur ... unbelievably cute ears.
I asked her for a date.
She looked at me with those golden eyes ... then shook her head.
I asked for her phone number so I could call her.
She gave it to me with no hesitation.
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| She'll be back. Girls can't resist me.* |
When I called it today, some guy answered and said, "Animal Control Service, Cat Neutering Division."
Darn claws. I must have dialed wrong.
*From Cat Wisdom for humans
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