He wanted to read Dave Eggers' views on the NSA and writers. You see, my bad boy and I are always researching interesting ways to kill people. Panzer will tell you, we've used soap, tomato juice and Fox Glove besides your usual guns and poisons. Imagine what the NSA could do with that!
Wait. We have to go. There's somebody at the front door ... and the back door ... and the window ... .
If you want to read Dave's views, tootle over to Dave Eggers and the NSA.