Panzer on Spring Love:
It's Spring time. When a boy kitty's thoughts turn to girl kitties.
There I was last night, sitting on the back fence ...
Singing that I was looking for love.
Then I saw her ... an answer to my kitty serenade.
The most beautiful girl kitty ...
Long shiny gorgeous calico fur ... unbelievably cute ears.
I asked her for a date.
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| She'll be back. Girls cant resist me. |
I asked for her phone number so I could call her.
She gave it to me with no hesitation.
But ... When I called it today, some guy answered and said, "Animal Control Service. Cat Neutering Division.
Darn claws. I must have dialed wrong.
From Cat Wisdom for humans









