Black Cat Holiday

 

National Black Cat Day

 

You can leave my treats here.

 

Today's Puzzle - I know there's catnip in here. I can smell it.

Hint

Here's your new jigsaw puzzle.

 

At the puzzle site click the square in the lower left corner to see the finished puzzle. 

 

Have fun!

 

To do the puzzle tootle over to Black Cat Jigsaw Puzzle

Jigsaw Puzzle: It's too high. I can't smell it.

Hint

Here's today's puzzle.

 

At the puzzle site when you click the square in the lower left corner you'll see the finished puzzle.

 

Have fun!

 

To do the puzzle tootle over to Black Cat Jigsaw Puzzle

A Panzerism

You expected something different?*

Panzer on a canine's true value:

 

Let sleeping dogs lie ...

 

 After all they're dogs ...

 

That's all they're good for,

 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

Jigsaw Puzzle: I am not fat. I've just got big bones..

Hint

Here's today's new jigsaw puzzle.

 

At the puzzle site to see the finished puzzle click the square in the lower left corner.

 

Have fun!

 

To do the puzzle tootle over to Cat Jigsaw Puzzle

A Panzerism

 Panzer on Spring Love:

 

It's Spring time. When a boy kitty's thoughts turn to girl kitties.

 

There I was last night, sitting on the back fence ...

 Singing that I was looking for love.

Then I saw her ... an answer to my kitty serenade.

The most beautiful girl kitty ...

Long shiny gorgeous calico fur ... unbelievably cute ears.

I asked her for a date.

She'll be back. Girls cant resist me.

She looked at me with those golden eyes ... then shook her head.

I asked for her phone number so I could call her.

She gave it to me with no hesitation.

But ... When I called it today, some guy answered and said, "Animal Control Service. Cat Neutering Division.

Darn claws. I must have dialed wrong.

 

 

 

 

From Cat Wisdom for humans 

Jigsaw Puzzle What is that?

Hint

Here's today's new jigsaw puzzle.

 

At the puzzle site you can always see the finished puzzle by clicking the square in the lower left corner.

 

Have fun!

 

To do the puzzle tootle over to What is that?

A Panzerism

Did you pay the bill yet?*

Panzer on the look of innocence:

 

Oh. Your credit card bill came today?

 

Who joined the Catnip of the Month Club?

 

 Hmmm ...

 

How would I know?

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Panzerism

Panzer on the human idea of closure:

 

Mom's goldfish Molly died. Mom says she wants closure.

 

Mom, Molly was a goldfish.*

Humans should understand each moment passes away forever. It's gone. There's no way to enter the past.

 

The past is like water disappearing down the toilet with Molly. She's gone to some unknown and unknowable place.

 

A better place for Molly? Perhaps. 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Panzerism

It takes practice.

Panzer on empathy:

 

You must open your heart to feel

As you must open your eyes to see.

 

Usually, I just jump on anything that moves and rip it apart.

 

 

 

 *From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Panzerism

 

Let's try it and see.*

Panzer on developing your cat's personality through games:

 

 No, I don't want to play the game of chase the wadded up paper ball.

 Now ...

 A game of ambush Mom's ankles might be kind of fun, though.

 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Panzerism

 Sorry this is a late. It's been a busy day.

 

***** 

 

Panzer on rules to live by:

 

Both cats and humans should observe this rule:

When someone talks to you in a soft, sweet voice ... 

 

Trust me. I'm right.

RUN!

 

They're about to shove you in a cat carrier

 

or

 

an old folks' home.

 

 

 

 

 * From Cat Wisdom for humans 

Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on imparting information:

 

Here's a riddle:

Do you know why cats don't talk?

 

Answer:

You wouldn't like what we'd say.

Expect something different, did you?*

 

You'd expect us to say things like:

"Dinner please" and "Thank you for dinner."

 

Cats don't think like that.

Come on. "Give it to me. It's MINE!"

 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

Monday Panzerism

 

Wasted ... wasted ... time.*

Panzer on human misuse of language:

 

Mom is always telling me to be a good kitty.

 

I did that once.

 

 That was a wasted three minutes.

 

 

 

  

 *From Cat Wisdom for humans

A Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on the human misconception of their importance:

 

I'm still not listening.*

I went to the vet today.

She cleaned my ears.

I can hear much better now.

 

But that doesn't mean I'll do what you say.

 

 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Monday Panzerism

 We're a little late today because Mom had to go to the dentist and it took longer than planned.

 

Panzer on meditation and his mantra:

 

Gimme ...

Gimme ...

How long before it happens?*

Gimme ...

 NOW 

 

Gimme ...

Gimme ...

Gimme ...

NOW

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on how the brain works:

 

The brain is like a model of a real-life golf course.

 

You can just putter around ...

 

Or ...

 

You can allow yourself to go on long majestic drives ...

 

Did you get it?

Usually, though ...

 

I like to go over to the sand trap ...

 

And ...

 

Well ...

 

You know. 

National Black Cat Day

 

 

 

A Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on how to tell when you've had enough catnip:

 

1) Try this test: you know how sometimes colors make noise and the noise floats around like a rainbow?

If you don't see it yet ... Then you haven't had enough.

 

2) Try this test: Count from zero to one by whole numbers.

If you keep losing your place and have to start over

Either that's enough ... or ... you need a nap.

 

It's never enough.

3) Finally ... Try this test: Roll around in a pile of catnip ... 

And ... If suddenly this thing appears behind you ... And ...Starts following you everywhere you go ...Oh ... Wait ... That tail thingy has nothing to do with catnip ... Keep rolling.

 

 

 

 

 

 From Cat Wisdom for humans 

A Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on retribution:

 

There I was snoozing on a warm keyboard when What's His Name told me to "Get down." 

 

Push the cat? I don't think so.*

He pushed me off the desk!

 

I was shocked, shocked I tell you!

 

I wonder, if he'll be shocked, when he finds what I put in his running shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

*From Cat Wisdom for humans