Monday, May 4, 2026

A Panzerism

 Panzer on Spring Love:
 
It's Spring time. When a boy kitty's thoughts turn to girl kitties.
 
There I was last night, sitting on the back fence ...
 Singing that I was looking for love.
Then I saw her ... an answer to my kitty serenade.
The most beautiful girl kitty ...
Long shiny gorgeous calico fur ... unbelievably cute ears.
I asked her for a date.
This is a cat joke about mail cats and spring love.
She'll be back. Girls cant resist me.
She looked at me with those golden eyes ... then shook her head.
I asked for her phone number so I could call her.
She gave it to me with no hesitation.
But ... When I called it today, some guy answered and said, "Animal Control Service. Cat Neutering Division.
Darn claws. I must have dialed wrong.
 
 
 
 
From Cat Wisdom for humans 

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