A Monday Panzerism

Panzer on imparting information:

Here's a riddle:

Do you know why cats don't talk?

Answer:

Because you wouldn't like what we'd say.

 

You'd expect us to say things like:

Expect something different, did you?*

"Dinner please" and "Thank you for dinner."

Come on.  

 

Cats don't think like that.

 

No. It's "Give it to me now. It's MINE!"

*From Cat Wisdom for humans