For a while I was working on my Bad Boy image.
Girls really like that whole rebel cat routine.
But the more I studied it, the more I could see that Bad Boys and Incredibly Stupid are the same thing. I mean running in front of cars. Baiting the neighborhood dog.
I'm just not that stupid.
You know ... my Momma Kitty didn't raise no stupid kittens.
|Let's drop all that Bad Boy stuff.|
At least none that were male ...
none with black fur ...
and named Panzer.