|If only you knew.|
10) This cat food is lame! I want something that squirms when I put it in my mouth.
9) This isn't a broken vase. It's just been molecularly rearranged.
8) No! You chase the mouse-mouse.
7) You get the pot of gold, I get the leprechaun.
6) Diamond ring? That shiny thing? In my litter box? Never saw it.
5) I'm not fat! I'm insulated.
4) There is no such thing as a bad kitty. Just judgmental humans.
3) Do I know what happened to the parakeet? No.
2) That was your toothbrush? Oh, I thought it was a caterpillar.
1) The one thing humans do understand when cats speak: Ack! Ack! Ack! Fur ball!