Have you ever noticed that with valuable stuff like your diamond ring, you put more effort into protecting it? I mean, you need a taller fence, more security guards, and a bigger safe for it. And you worry about it all the time.
It turns out you don't own valuable stuff, it owns you.
So, figure this out Einstein:
This kitty is certainly more valuable than your dumb old diamond rock.
|Make sense? Think about it.|
I'm not your kitty.
You don't own me.
I own you.
Now ... What was that about, "Get off the bed"?