A New Panzerism

Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day! 

Panzer on the use of the proper word:

I was looking at the Kitten Book Mom made when I was born.

It said: Name, Breed, Age, and Microchip Number. All filled out correctly.

Then ...

It said: Owner ... And had Mom's Name.

Owner? Owner!

I was shocked! What an outrage!

You all know, Nobody owns a cat, right?

Owner? Ha! Not of this cat.

I might be willing to accept that Mom is my Feeder.

Sounds regal and appropriate, doesn't it?

That would be okay ...

But owner? No!