Monday, October 12, 2015

A New Panzerism

Panzer on humans' lack of appreciation:

At night when Mom is in bed sleeping and I pounce on her head, all that screaming noise she makes is really grating on my delicate hearing.

Really Mom ...

I'm not showing hostility.
I'll keep checking for you.

I'm just verifying there are no mice hiding in your hair.

And ...

Yes ... I can certify that your hair is currently rodent- free.

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