A New Panzerism

Panzer on the meaning of life:

Mom said something to me a few minutes ago and I wanted to give her a snappy cat response.

Nothing.

I could not think of anything to say that was quick and edifying.

Nothing.

I drew a complete blank.

Nap. Food. Then watch out Mom.

And now I'm examining my entire existence.

If I'm not a smart mouthed kitty, what am I?

I can't go on like this ...

Okay ... Okay ...

I know what will fix me ...

Nap time.