Monday, February 8, 2016

A New Panzerism

Panzer on true confessions:

Sometimes Mom says, "Panzer, you're a good boy."

The sickening truth is ... she's right.

No real cat would ever want to be a good boy.

But ... I am so afflicted.

It seems that some time ago, on a bright and sunny Druid holiday, I stepped in a patch of good-kitty-ness.

And ... got the stuff all over my beautiful black fur.

So ... I tried to lick it off ...
Wow! That was good catnip.

And ... contaminated my insides.

It was there at that precise moment ...

That ... I became a good boy ...

And have been tormented by it ever since.

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