A New Panzerism

Panzer on plausible deniability:

Here's an exercise for some of my cat friends to try.

You know that key fob Mom has for her new car?

Well, if you pounce on it just right,
the car's horn goes off in the driveway.
Pounce again and the same thing happens.

Me? I was sleeping.

For the best results, it needs to be done at 3 a.m.

Just be sure to be curled up in a ball on the chair far away from the key fob, when Mom comes running downstairs at the noise.