Meet the All-New Kindle Oasis: Featuring a 7-inch, 300 ppi Display, Waterproof Design, and Audible - Amazon Press Release

Panzer was tootling around in the Catosphere when the Panzermobile was buffeted by cheering and clapping. Following all the hullabaloo took our intrepid kitty traveler to the Amazon Press Site. With no digging at all Panzer found a press release about the new Kindle Oasis.

According to the post, the Amazon Kindle Oasis has several new features. First is that the Oasis is waterproof for up to 60 minutes in freshwater. Second is its battery lasts for weeks on a single charge. Third is its 7-inch Paperwhite display. Fourth is it comes with Audible. Fifth is the Oasis has two memory options: 8 GB for your ebook storage or 32 GB for your ebooks and for large audiobook and other files. Other features are described in the press release as well. The press release also includes a link to place an order for the Oasis, which will ship on Halloween (October 31).

I deserve a nap after all this.

Panzer says, "MeWow! Waterproof! ... Now I won't get in trouble for my magic right paw pitch and the toilet bowl."

Note: This is an exceptionally l-o-n-g press release. Bring two thermoses of tea and a dozen pumpkin muffins and a dozen chocolate chip cookies.

To read the press release, tootle over to Kindle Oasis