Monday, November 7, 2016

A New Panzerism

Panzer on educating What's His Name about the hierarchy in this family:

Earlier today What's His Name was saying bad things about me to Mom ...

Stuff like ... fat kitty ... lazy kitty ... good for nothing kitty.

So tonight ...

Surprise! There's a mouse in his shoe.
I saved Mom from a ferocious mouse** lurking in the kitchen.

And then ...

Mom told What's His Name he better stop picking on me because I'm her good kitty now.

**It's a little known fact that as soon as a kitten is born, they're issued their membership card in The Mouse of the Day Club for emergencies just like today's.

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