Who's the smartest: a dog, a frog, a hog or a cat?
Four animals are sitting on a beach watching the sunrise.
Suddenly, an electric eel jumps out of the water and accidentally strikes all of them with a mild shock.
"Oops," he says. "Anyone hurt?"
"Woof," says the dog, although his paw is sort of scorched.
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"Oink," says the pig, even though his tail is bacon.
Then the cat says, "Me-ooww!"
"Ah," says the eel. "Cat, may I compensate you for your pain?"