A New Panzerism

Panzer with a riddle:

Who's the smartest: a dog, a frog, a hog or a cat?

Four animals are sitting on a beach watching the sunrise.

Suddenly, an electric eel jumps out of the water and accidentally strikes all of them with a mild shock.

"Oops," he says. "Anyone hurt?"

"Woof," says the dog, although his paw is sort of scorched.

Figured out the answer yet?

"Ribbit," says the frog, despite his glazed eyes.

"Oink," says the pig, even though his tail is bacon.

Then the cat says, "Me-ooww!"

"Ah," says the eel. "Cat, may I compensate you for your pain?"