Monday, September 18, 2017

A New Panzerism

Panzer on punctuality:

Cats are never late.

We just keep changing the clock.

Therefore ...

Whenever I get there ...

That's when I arrive.

And so ...

I'm always on time.

But ... There is a downside to this.
Get it? Think about it.

The whole time continuum gets confused ..

And ...

Mom is never on time.

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