A New Panzerism

Panzer on the zen art of teaching cats:

When you tell a dog to sit,
it means he can relax and get off his feet for minute.

But ...

if you tell a cat to sit,

It's not going to happen.

that cat has to wake up, stretch,

and ...

then get up to sit.

No, I think you can take sit off the list of things to teach a cat to do.