A New Panzerism

Panzer on the perils of protecting Mom:

I heard a bunch of noise in the kitchen.

I sauntered in to see what Mom was squealing about.

There on the floor ...

Was this little black spider  ...

I got into my predator mode ...

I started doing the Cat Wiggle Your Behind Dance ...

Better the spider than me.

Getting ready to pounce ...

Then ...

Wack!

Mom almost got my nose with that broom!