Monday, August 29, 2016

A New Panzerism

Panzer on cat real estate decorum:

When I climb to the top of the refrigerator, it might look like I'm sleeping.

Not true.

Not true at all.

The true story is that I, Mighty King Kitty, am surveying the realm of all that is mine.

And ...

that includes you, human.

So ...

Have my dinner ready ...
It's warm up there too.

when ...

I wake up.

Wait ...

I mean when I jump down from my throne.

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