A New Panzerism

Panzer on going to the veterinarian's:

A riddle for you:

What does Panzer call a trip to the vet's office?

Answer:
Singing practice.
Mee-yohw! ... Mee-yohw! ... Mee-yohw!

You can sing along if you want. *

And a second riddle for you:

How does Panzer know when he's hit the right high note?

Answer:
The cars in front of Mom's car pull over and look for the red and blue flashing lights on the police car.



* Panzer is still recovering from last week's surgery at the vet's office, so here's a Panzerism from his book Cat Wisdom for Humans.