Monday, February 4, 2019

A New Panzerism

Panzer on the proper use of time:

What's His Name is whining about me to Mom again.

He was shoveling snow from the driveway today ...

When somebody yelled, "Freeze!"

It wasn't my fault they made him lay on the snow on the ground ...

with his arms stretched out.

He kept saying, "I didn't do anything, Officer!"

I just called 911 ...

Dinner will be on time from now on.
because ...

It was an emergency ...

My dinner was late.

I didn't know police don't speak cat.

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