Monday, March 4, 2024

A Monday Panzerism

Panzer on being a Bad Boy:

For a while I was working on my Bad Boy Image.
Girls really like that whole rebel cat routine.
But the more I studied it, the more I could see that
Bad Boys and Incredibly Stupid are the same thing.
 
I mean ... 
 
Running in front of moving cars ...
 
Baiting the neighborhood dogs ...

I'm just not that stupid.
 
You know ... 
 
My Momma Kitty didn't raise no stupid kittens.
Panzer says, Mom, let's drop all that Bad Boy stuff.
Mom, let's drop all that Bad Boy stuff.

At least none that were male ...
Well ... There was my brother Sox ...
 
Ahhh ... None with black fur ...
Well ... There was my brother Jinx ...
 
Okay ... None named Panzer.




*From Cat Wisdom for humans

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