A Panzerism

 Panzer on the Cat Olympics:

 

There I was practicing for the high jump.

 

Squat down. Check the height of What's His Name's desk.

 

Wiggle my rear end. I know I can do this.

 

Don't yell at me. You left it there.

Jump for the stars. A perfect arch.

 

Ready for a four point landing ...

 

and ...

 

There's a cup of coffee on his blueprints.