A New Panzerism

Panzer on things are not always what they seem:

I had an accident today.

No, not like a puppy that forgets his responsibilities accident.

No. I was looking in the mirror.

And ...

It was terrible.

There was no cat reflection there. None.

 Instead ...

Big Deal. It's a very small window sill.

I looked like a dog. A dog sniffing at gross stuff on the ground.

It was frightening ... Horrible ... Awful ...

Okay ... Okay ...

So I fell off the window sill.