A New Panzerism

Panzer on the use of the proper word:

Today I was looking at the Kitten Book Mom made when I was born.
It said: Name, Breed, Age, and Microchip Number.
All filled out correctly.

Then ...

It said: Owner ...
And had Mom's name.

Owner? Owner!

I was shocked! What an outrage!

You all know Nobody owns a cat, right?

Owner? Ha! Not of this cat. *

I might be willing to accept that Mom is my Feeder.

Sounds regal and appropriate, doesn't it?

That would be okay.

But owner? No!




* From Cat Wisdom for humans