Mom told me she and What's His Name are going to a charity auction tonight. She said all the money raised will go to take care of retired greyhounds.
She said it's a good cause ...
And ...
That humans always support good causes.
So ...
After thinking about it for a while ...
I want to start a charity for retired cats.
I'll be waiting at the mailbox. |
You humans won't even have to leave home.
Just mail me your check, cash, or catnip.
On second thought ...
Just send the catnip.
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