A Panzerism

 Panzer on giving to charity for the greater good:

Mom told me she and What's His Name are going to a charity auction tonight. She said all the money raised will go to take care of retired greyhounds.

She said it's a good cause ...

And ...

That humans always support good causes.

So ...

After thinking about it a while ...

I want to start a charity for retired cats.

 

I'll be waiting by the mailbox. *

You humans won't even have to leave home.

Just mail me your check, cash or catnip.

On second thought ...

Just send the catnip.

* From Cat Wisdom for humans