A New Panzerism

 Panzer on automobile ownership: (continued)

Note to What's His Name:

I told you I was sorry about that little mess in the back seat of the car.

And ...

The back seat will match the front soon.

You have to admit ... 

It did get rid of that nasty new-car smell.

 

Now ...

 

About those tiny little scratches in the front seat upholstery ...