Your Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on how to tell when you've had enough catnip:

1. Try this test:

You know how sometimes colors make noise and the noise floats around like a rainbow?

If you don't see it yet ... Then you haven't had enough.

2. Try this test:

Count from zero to one with whole numbers.

If you keep losing your place and have to start over ... Either that's enough ... or ... you need a nap.

3. Finally ... Try this test:

It's never enough.*

Roll around in a pile of catnip ... and ... If suddenly this thing appears behind you ... and ... Starts following you everywhere you go ... Oh ... Wait ... That tail thingy has nothing to do with catnip ... Keep rolling.

*From Cat Wisdom for humans