Monday, March 14, 2016

A New Panzerism

Panzer on how to tell when you've had enough catnip:

1. Try this test: You know how sometimes colors make noise and the noise floats around like a rainbow?

If you don't see it yet ...

Then ... you haven't had enough.

2. Try this test: Count from zero to one by whole numbers.

If you keep losing your place and have to start over ...

Either that's enough ... or ... you need a nap.

3. Finally ... try this test: Roll around in a pile of catnip ...

And ...
It's never enough.

If suddenly this thing appears behind you

And ...

 Starts following you everywhere you go ...

Oh ... Wait ... That tail thing has nothing to do with catnip. Keep rolling.

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