The main thing about being a proper cat is ...
always act like you know what you're doing.
Like ...
when you dive head first into the window ...
chasing the bird outside ...
Or ...
when you dive head first into the toilet bowl
chasing Mom's toothbrush.
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| Really ... I wanted to do that. |
Just stick your tail straight up in the air
and ...
saunter away like you meant to do it.
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