A New Panzerism

Panzer on a cat's perspective:

What's His Name told Mom I'm having a rough day.

He said, if you wake up late, the whole day is out of synch.

And ...

He said today is like that for me.

So ...

He keeps waking me up saying I overslept.

Don't wake me. I'm busy.

He told me humans have this saying, "You snooze, you lose."

Well ...

I know that's just a big pile of stupid.

I get a lot more done when I'm sleeping than when I'm awake.