A New Panzerism

Panzer on cat decorum:

This is an important secret for all my cat friends to learn:

When What's His Name goes whining to Mom about tripping over me ...

and ...

You'd think he'd learn it doesn't work.

Mom makes me apologize to him ...

I wait until she turns her back to walk away

and then ...

I whisper very softly to What's His Name ...

"But it was your fault."