Monday, December 18, 2023

Your Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on the use of the proper word:

I was looking at the Kitten Book Mom made when I was born.
It said: Name, Breed, Age, and Microchip number.
All filled out correctly.
Then ...
It said: Owner ... And had Mom's name.
Owner? Owner!
Panzer says, Owner? Ha! Not of this cat.
Owner? Ha! Not of this cat.*
I was shocked! What an outrage!
You all know Nobody owns a cat, right?
I might be willing to accept Mom is my Feeder.
Sounds regal and appropriate, doesn't it.
That would be okay ...
But Owner? No!




* From Cat Wisdom for humans

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