A New Panzerism

Panzer on the Oops Factor:

Mom and I are having a disagreement.

She says my middle name should be Oops.
I'm definitely not happy about that.

Really. They jumped by themselves.*

It's not my fault her knick knacks keep smashing themselves by jumping off the shelf in the living room.

I say they have a mind of their own.
They're like lemmings. Where one goes, they all follow.



* From Cat Wisdom for Humans