A New Panzerism

Panzer on the Zen of teaching cats:

When you tell a dog to sit,
it means he can relax and get off
his feet for a minute.

But ...

if you tell a cat to sit,

Listen to me ... It's not going to happen.*

that cat has to wake up, stretch,

and ...

then get up to sit.

No, I think you can take sit off the list of things to teach a cat.



* From Cat Wisdom for Humans