A New Panzerism

Panzer on maintaining your dignity:

The main thing about being a proper cat is ...
always act like you know what you're doing.

Like ...

When you dive head first into the window ...
chasing the bird outside ...

Or ...

When you dive head first into the toilet bowl ...

Really ... I want to do that. *

chasing Mom's toothbrush.

Just stick your tail straight up in the air ...

and ...

saunter away like you meant to do it.



* from Cat Wisdom for humans