A New Panzerism

Panzer on his favorite topic:

I have a super power.

I can nap almost any time I choose.

Boredom ...

Watching What's His Name fall out of the hammock.

Excitement ...

Watching What's His Name look for his car keys.

Amusement ...

Watching What's His Name fall into the backyard fish pond.

You name it ...

I can fall asleep doing it.

Except ...

But ... I'll find a way to do it.

The one event that makes it impossible for me to fall into a good nap.

Is when ...

I'm already asleep.