A New Panzerism

 Panzer on the Oops Factor:

Mom and I are having a disagreement.

She says my middle name should be Oops.

I'm definitely not happy about that.

They jumped off by themselves.*

It's not my fault her knick knacks keeping smashing themselves by jumping off the shelf in the living room.

I say they have a mind of their own.

 

They're like lemmings.

Where one goes they all follow.

* From Cat Wisdom for humans