A New Panzerism

Panzer on training your human with unsheathed claws:

Sometimes What's His Name can be overly helpful.

Mom says he means well and maybe she's right.

But ...

I'm a cat.

I don't need help from anybody.

So ...

That's what my tongue is for.

Get this Mr. What's His Name ...

Next time you think I need a bath ...

I'll do it myself.

We'll both be happier.



* From Cat Wisdom for humans