A New Panzerism

Panzer on being unreasonable:

It really snowed last night. There's at least ten inches on the ground.

Mom told What's His Name she was calling work to tell them she wasn't coming in.

What's His Name said he'd drive her there.

Mom said, no, they should both stay home and be safe.

What's His Name said, everybody at work would make fun of him, if he didn't go in because of a little snow.

And ... he said, there's insurance on the car anyway.

Mom still said, no.

Macho Man equals Stupid Man.

What's His Name went out to leave. Him and the car slid down the driveway and into the neighbor's front porch.

Turns out ...

There might be insurance on the car,

But ... There isn't insurance on stupid.