A New Panzerism

Panzer on lists:

I love lists.

You know, those Internet Lists.

Stuff like:

Best Cat Breed

And ...

3 Best Kinds of Catnip

And ...

4 Best Cat Food Brands

 So, I'm working on my own list.

Called ...

My list is just too effective.

10 Best Places to Take a Catnap


But I can't get it finished ...

Because ...

I keep falling asleep after Number 1.