Monday, April 9, 2018

A New Panzerism

Panzer on having a broken heart:

I was certain, absolutely certain, that Mitzi was the love of my life.

I couldn't eat or sleep because of my sweet, sweet Mitzi.

Well ... Maybe ... I could sleep a little bit.

And ... Maybe .. I could eat a little bit.

But ... She was my sweet little Mitzi.

Then ... Mom explained that Mitzi is a toy poodle.

I was shocked, I tell you. Shocked from my claw tips to my fuzzy ear hairs.
Yuck ... Dog hair.

And my heart may never mend.

But ...

I did think she smelled kind of funny.


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